explaining marketing concepts to the Students

A Professor at a Managment Institute was explaining marketing concepts to the Students

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.

• You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and

pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you

call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

• You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour

her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and

then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

• You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you

marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you

a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's Demand and Supply Gap

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come

and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's Competition eating into

your Market Share

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" & your

wife arrives. - That's Restriction for entering New Markets.