For it seems the toothpick has become the latest victim of the health and safety police — leaving disgruntled diners with food stuck between their molars.
Staff at a luxury hotel chain are refusing to provide customers with the post-meal dental sticks — because they are "potentially dangerous".
However, sharp metal cutlery on the table is for now still acceptable.
But when Freeman asked the waiter for assistance, he was astonished by the response.
"He apologised but said he was not allowed to give me a toothpick for health and safety reasons," said the 63 year old. "I asked him if he was joking, but he said it wasn't April 1 and there weren't any in the hotel.
"I told him it was nonsense and asked to speak to the manager for an explanation, indicating there were 14 very dangerous metal knives and forks on my table that had been unsupervised for at least two hours.
Freeman who was at the hotel in Tarporley, Cheshire, with his wife and friends for the £70-a-head (Dh420) New Year's Eve dinner — complained to the Health and Safety Executive. His local council is now investigating.
Freeman, of nearby Eaton, added: "Health and safety and political correctness are driving this country into a corner.
"It just seems ridiculous that a hotel like this would behave in such a way."Dentist Ray McNamara suggested restaurants have a roll of dental floss for customers.