Top 12 Bumper Stickers
I Hate Coffee--It Keeps Me Awake at Work.
Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'
A fool and his money are soon partying
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them
I have a problem with drinking... two hands and only one mouth
Give Blood Play Hockey
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
Forget about world peace...visualize using your turn signal
Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them
If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them
Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.