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A Professor at a Managment Institute was explaining marketing concepts to the Students
• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.
• You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising
• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
• You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations
• You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you
marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition
• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's Demand and Supply Gap
• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's Competition eating into
your Market Share
• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" & your
wife arrives. - That's Restriction for entering New Markets.


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